I cut your nails and I comb your hair

This is going to get competitive

david:

Rachel and I are going to try wearing Fitbits during sex (with each other) to graph our physical exertion.

Hohohohoho, so our boss is a stallion.

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   The fact that the dude who created Tumblr exhibits the same sexual braggadocio—frequently, while linking

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   officially the raddest couple on the internet.

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    often make the assertion that all activities...more engaging when made into a game....

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    just say that this is beautiful.

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    First he invents Tumblr now he comes up with this? GENIUS is what i’m saying.

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    boss is a stallion.

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    #ok we get it… you got a girl to have sex with you marry me erin

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    David Karp is the new Julia Allison of over-sharing, albeit in a different way.

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